Marlboro, the Choice of Champions
- jastaire
- Feb 24, 2021
- 1 min read
Updated: Jun 5, 2021

Marlboro cigarettes are certainly what you want in your pocket when the sun goes down and Sasquatch is somewhere in the vicinity. The smoke acts as a repellent, keeping the creature at bay. Actually, if you're on a hunt, you probably don't want to repel him, so ignore that. In fact, smoking is probably not what you want to do in the first place.
Those are proven to deter the biggest of feet. I have extensive experience in this particular field..